Tomorrow Never Dies Sound Clips
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'Bombs'
James Bond:
"White knight to white rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered"
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'Balls'
Minister of Defence:
"Where exactly did this mysterious GPS signal come from?"
M:
"We'll still investigating"
Admiral Roebuck:
"Investigating! With all due respect M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job"
M:
"Perhaps, the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"
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'Bugs'
Elliot Carver:
"Mr Jones are we ready to release our new software?"
Mr Jones:
"Yes sir, as requested it's full of bugs, which will mean people will be forced to upgrade for years"
Elliot Carver:
"Outstanding"
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'Remind Her'
M:
"Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organisation sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs Carver if necessary"
James Bond:
"I doubt if she will remember me"
M:
"Remind her. Then pump her for information"
Miss Moneypenny:
"You'll just to have to decide how much pumping is needed James"
James Bond:
"If only that were true of you and I Miss Moneypenny"
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'Waiver'
Q:
"If you just sign here Mr Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?"
James Bond:
"Yes"
Q:
"Fire?"
James Bond:
"Probably"
Q:
"Property destruction?"
James Bond:
"Definitely"
Q:
"Personal injury?"
James Bond:
"I hope not, but accidents do happen"
Q:
"They frequently do with you"
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'Female Voice'
Female Computer Voice:
"Welcome, please fasten seatbelt and obey all instructions for a safe trip"
Q:
"Thought you would pay more attention to a female voice"
James Bond:
"I think we've met"
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'Shaken Not Stirred'
Paris Carver:
"Mr Bond will have a Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred"
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'Hostile Takeovers'
Wai Lin:
"Exactly what kind of banking do you specialise in Mr Bond?"
James Bond:
"Hostile take-overs"
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'Uncomfortable'
Bond is beaten up by a number of Carver's henchmen
Stamper's Associates:
"It's a sound proof room Mr Bond, nobody here's you scream. Heir Stamper, we have made contact"
Stamper:
"Make him uncomfortable"
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'Halo Jump'
U.S Marine:
"The High Altitude Low Opening jump the HALO jump, is where we get the most fatalities so listen up. You free fall for 5 miles and use your oxygen or you'll die of asphyxiation"
Jack Wade:
"Sounds like my first marriage! (laughs)"
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'Torture'
Elliot Carver:
"Mr Stamper is a protégé of the late, Dr Kaufman who was schooling him in the ancient art of Chacra torture"
Stamper:
"He was like a father to me"
James Bond:
"Really? Interesting role model"
Elliot Carver:
"According to eastern philosophy the body has seven Chacra points, energy centres like the heart or gentials. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain, whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible"
Stamper:
"Dr Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it"
James Bond:
"I would of thought watching your TV shows was torture enough"
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'Hook'
James Bond:
"You were pretty good with that hook"
Wai Lin:
"It comes from growing up in a rough neighbourhood"
James Bond:
"Ah ha"
Wai Lin:
"You were pretty good on the bike"
James Bond:
"Well, that comes from not growing up at all"
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'Stay Undercover'
H.M.S. Bedford Officer:
"Commander Bond, Colonel Lin this is the H.M.S Bedford. Are you there?"
Wai Lin:
"Their looking for us James"
James Bond:
"Let's stay undercover"
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