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the clips
charm.mp3 (123KB, 0:06)
Saida : "Ah! I've lost my charm"
James Bond : "Not from where I'm standing"
bullets.mp3 (307KB, 0:15)
Lazar : "Mr Bond. Bullets do not kill, it is the finger that pulls the trigger"
James Bond : "Exactly. I'm now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your peace"
surprise.mp3 (154KB, 0:07)
Hotel Porter : "I open champagne?"
James Bond : "No it's a surprise"
Hotel Porter : "Oh, surprise" (laughs)
bugged.mp3 (158KB, 0:08)
James Bond : "It certainly gives you a new slant"
MI6 Officer : "What with the Chinese on one side and the American fleet on the other, down here is the only place in Hong Kong you can't be bugged"
water.mp3 (338KB, 0:17)
James Bond : "Good morning, how's the water?"
Miss Chewme : "Why don't you come in and find out?"
James Bond : "Sounds very tempting miss?"
Miss Chewme : "Chewme"
James Bond : "Really? Well there's only one small problem, I have no swimming trunks"
Miss Chewme : "Neither have I"
elephant.mp3 (777KB, 0:39)
Boy : "Elephant, bargain Mr 100 baht. Elephant new elephant. 50 baht. You are a very handsome man 40 baht. For you Mr 20 baht!"
James Bond : "I will tell you what sonny I will give you 20,000 baht if you can make this heap go any faster"
Boy : "20,000 baht!"
James Bond : "I am afraid I'll have to owe you"
Boy : "Bloody tourist! 20,000 baht"
traffic.mp3 (432KB, 0:22)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "I knew it! You pordy heads have no more idea of traffic control than a goony bird" (laughs)
ugly.mp3 (367KB, 0:18)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper looks at an elephant
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "Get you're cotton picking snores out of my pants you know! Boy you's is ugly!"
Sheriff J.W is pushed into the water by the elephant
Sheriff J.W. Pepper's Wife : "J.W. where are you?"
peanuts.mp3 (246KB, 0:12)
Bond is about to draw his gun on Scaramanga
Francisco Scaramanga : "I wouldn't do that either, look behind you, lower"
Bond notices Scaramanga's henchman Nick Nack
James Bond : "A gun and a bag of peanuts how original. What will they think of next"
demonstration.mp3 (324KB, 0:16)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "How's about my demonstration boy"
James Bond : "Certainly sir!"
Sheriff J.W Pepper : "What the hell is going on?"
secretagent.mp3 (195KB, 0:10)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "Now! I know you!"
James Bond : "Oh no"
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "You're that secret agent. That English secret agent from England"
bridge.mp3 (1.1MB, 0:56)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "Nearest bridge is 2 miles back. God damm! What the? What's going on? What the hell you doing now boy. The bridge is that way!"
Bond spots an old ramp bridge with the middle part missing
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "You're not thinking"
James Bond : "I sure am boy! Ever heard of Evil Canevil?"
Sheriff J.W Pepper : "I've never done that before!"
James Bond : "Well neither have I actually"
shutup.mp3 (702KB, 0:35)
M : "So if I heard correctly, Scaramanga got away"
James Bond : "Yes sir"
M : "In a car that sprouted wings"
Q : "Oh that's perfectly feasible sir, as a matter of fact we are working on one now"
M : "Oh Q shutup! And Miss Goodnight was in the boot?"
James Bond: "Yes sir. We found the car-plane abonded about 200 miles west of Bangkok"
M : "And the Solex?"
Lt. Hip : "In Goodnight's handbag sir"
M : "Where's Goodnight now?"
James Bond : "We don't know sir"
M : "Oh"
James Bond : "Well communications aren't picking up the signal from the homer she has supplied by Q"
Q : "Rubbish! They simply are not stepping up the reception sufficiently enough to enable"
M : "Oh shutup Q!"
guest.mp3 (646KB, 0:33)
Bond's plane is spotted by some Chinese Guards
Chinese Guard : "There's a small sea plane approaching your island, do you want us to take any action?"
Francisco Scaramanga : "No, no please don't do anything. Yes it's a guest I'm expecting. No he won't be leaving"
best.mp3 (499KB, 0:25)
James Bond : "You, live well Scaramanga"
Francisco Scaramanga : "At a million dollars a contract I can afford to Mr Bond. You work for peanuts, a hearty well done from her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that we are the same. To us Mr Bond, we are the best"
James Bond : "There's a useful four letter word, and your full of it"
goodnight.mp3 (1.3MB, 1:09)
A telephone rises out from a compartment next to the bed
Miss Mary Goodnight : "What's the matter?"
James Bond : "Something came up. Hello?"
M : "Ah there you are Bond, well done congratulations"
James Bond : "Thankyou sir"
M : "Is Miss Goodnight with you I'd like a word with her"
James Bond : "Hold on sir"
M : "Bond, Bond are you there? Goodnight?"
James Bond : "She's just coming sir"
M : "Goodnight? Goodnight? Goodnight!"
James Bond : "Goodnight sir!"
related links
The Man With The Golden Gun posters
The Man With The Golden Gun reference guide
