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funeral.mp3 (108KB, 0:27)
A funeral procession passes
Hamilton : "Who's, er funeral is it?"
Kananga Henchman : "Yours"
Hamilton is stabbed
magnet.mp3 (154KB, 0:39)
Moneypenny : "Q has repaired your wristwatch"
James Bond : "Thank you Moneypenny"
M : "I'm sure the overburdened British tax payer would be fascinated to know how the special ordinance section dispurses it's funds. In future Commander allow me to suggest a perfectly adequate watch maker just down the street"
Bond's watch magnetises M spoon which is attracted to his watch
M : "Good God!"
James Bond : "You see by pulling out this button sir it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field, powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet. At long range, or so Q claims"
M : "I feel very tempted to test that theory right now. If you don't mind Commander, my spoon"
James Bond : "Oh, sorry sir"
bond.mp3 (19.1KB, 0:04)
James Bond : "My name's Bond, James Bond"
crocodiles.mp3 (25.5KB, 0:06)
Tee Hee : "How much do you know about crocodiles Bond?"
James Bond : "Oh I've always tried to keep them at arms length myself"
2ways.mp3 (129KB, 0:33)
Tee Hee : "There are 2 ways to disable a crocodile you know" (laughs)
James Bond : "I don't suppose you care to share that information with me?"
Tee Hee : "Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye"
James Bond : "And the other?"
Tee Hee : "Oh the other is twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth and pull his teeth out!" (laughs)
carboat.mp3 (103KB, 0:26)
Louisiana Policeman : "That look like a boat stuck in the sheriff's car there Eddie?"
Louisiana Policeman : "Boy where have you been all your life? That there is one of them new car boats"
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "By the powers invested, in me, by this parish, I hear by do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you smart ass"
secretagent.mp3 (134KB, 0:34)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine boy? Well we got'a cage strong enough to hold animal like you here!"
Felix Leiter : "Captain, would you enlighten the sheriff please"
Captain : "Yes Sir. J.W. Let me have a word with you. J.W. This fella is from London, England he's an English man working in co-operation with our boys, sort'a secret agent"
Sheriff J.W. Pepper : "Secret agent? On who's side!"
inflated.mp3 (76.3KB, 0:19)
Kananga swallows a shark gun pellet, inflates and explodes
Solitaire : "Where's Kananga?"
James Bond : "Oh he always did have a inflated opinion of himself"
laugh.mp3 (46.0KB, 0:11)
Baron Samedi laughs
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