Live And Let Die Sound Clips

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'Funeral'

A funeral procession passes

Hamilton:
"Who's er, funeral is it?"

Kananga Henchman:
"Yours"

Hamilton is stabbed

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'Magnet'

Miss Moneypenny:
"Q has repaired your wristwatch"

James Bond:
"Thank you Moneypenny"

M:
"I'm sure the overburdened British tax payer would be fascinated to know how the special ordinance section dispurses it's funds. In future Commander allow me to suggest a perfectly adequate watch maker just down the street"

Bond's watch magnetises M spoon which is attracted to his watch

M:
"Good God!"

James Bond:
"You see by pulling out this button sir it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field, powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet. At long range, or so Q claims"

M:
"I feel very tempted to test that theory right now. If you don't mind Commander, my spoon"

James Bond:
"Oh, sorry sir"

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'Bond James Bond'

James Bond:
"My name's Bond, James Bond"

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'Crocodiles'

Tee Hee:
"How much do you know about crocodiles Bond?"

James Bond:
"Oh I've always tried to keep them at arms length myself"

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'Two Ways'

Tee Hee:
"There are 2 ways to disable a crocodile you know (laughs)"

James Bond:
"I don't suppose you care to share that information with me?"

Tee Hee:
"Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye"

James Bond:
"And the other?"

Tee Hee:
"Oh the other is twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth and pull his teeth out! (laughs)"

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'Carboat'

Louisiana Policeman:
"That look like a boat stuck in the sheriff's car there Eddie?"

Louisiana Policeman:
"Boy where have you been all your life? That there is one of them new car boats"

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
"By the powers invested, in me, by this parish, I hear by do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you smart ass"

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'Secretagent'

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
"What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine boy? Well we got'a cage strong enough to hold animal like you here!"

Felix Leiter:
"Captain, would you enlighten the sheriff please"

Captain:
"Yes Sir. J.W. Let me have a word with you. J.W. This fella is from London, England he's an English man working in co-operation with our boys, sort'a secret agent"

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
"Secret agent? On who's side?!"

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